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儿童笑话|Wrong feet

来源:www.25np.com 2025-03-25

As a three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left one was on the right foot.

She said, Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet.

He looked up at her with a raised brow1 and said, Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet.


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